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Please help i got this thing in my hed its like a brain computer interface its controling my thoughts taking over my akshins silent speech mind control telling me what to do the govermint is trying to spy on me and through my hed and they say im crazy nobody listens!

I understand. That’s why you came to me?

Yeah they say your the best please please get it out of my hed!!

I understand. I’d like to show you some scans we took. See here? They don’t show any foreign objects whatsoever. Here’s another angle, it also shows-

No that’s what everyone says but I can feel it it’s a brain computer interface in my hed get it out!!!

I understand. However, with current technology, it’s very difficult to safely put a working brain computer interface inside your head. And you have to get checked for infection, there are risks of-

No but your not listening im telling you its there its all part of the master plan against us all its humans vs robots and were losing!

I understand. Maybe you can point to where this foreign object is on these scans?

There! Right there in the middle of my hed in the centril procesing chip.

I understand. But we didn’t detect any foreign object in your hed. There’s no brain in your chip.