bcifi

“I can’t unsee that.”

“Sure you can. With my help. For a fee.”

“How? Kill me?”

“No. I mean, yes, that would work, but then you couldn’t pay me.”

“Remove part of my brain?”

“That would also work, but then you wouldn’t pay me.”

“You figure out where the memory is stored and then shut it down somehow?”

“That’s the same as removing part of the brain. Memories are distributed and overlapping. They’re stored in the same places. It’s more about identifying the visual processes associated with a specific memory and designating them as the top priority for being overwritten by new memories.”

“Sorta like editing a hard drive registry?”

“Sorta. So what did you want to unsee?”

“Your BCI-fi stories. All of them.”

“Um. OK. Not a fan. But you trust me to edit your brain for 3000 bucks?”

“It seems like you know about brains, but that’s your only writing talent. That’s why you paid me 20 grand to publicize your webisodes. I had to read such bad BCI-fi that I’ll pay to unsee it.”

“That’s just your opinion. Other people might feel differently.”

“No, you’re somehow the first person in IMDB history to have a negative rating on their 1-10 scale.”

“Well then I’ll pay you another 20K if you can insert ads for my unseeing service to my webisodes. Just agree here in writing. And then I’ll wipe your memory of everything I wrote for free. And I’ll even free your memory of this conversation as a bonus.”

“Deal.”